‘Not Quite Free Wifi’ Twitter Timeline Song

Please, for the love of all that is holy…
Can I be a lunar citizen or something?
Wanted an outfit that will make dogs hate me.

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.

A tree full of baby bears.
Mmm…porridge. Almost makes me
be happy where I am, if I could find it

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.

I’d rather watch Hockey than a movie…
“Romeo and Juliet,” still #free through Thursday!
Brag brag brag. Boast boast boast. She’s just a doll baby.

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.

Give Scotch A Run For Its Money
there should be parental marijuana
Ethan Hawke will swoop and perch on my forearm

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.

bought some husky jeans and they don’t fit my dog
Pug Puppy, sitting on a kitchen floor.
Kind of a mix between pukey and anxious.

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud

Today, I have no song… must mean I need a tune up.
Like “walking pneumonia” only you tweet constantly.
unicorns coming … with free Girl Scout cookies

1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud.
1GB of not-quite-free Wifi… through the Cloud

 

 

 

 

Author: patrixmyth