“If I listened long enough to you. I’d find a way, to believe that it’s all true” – Rod Stewart, warning us about Alexa. Clippy. Goddamn Clippy from Microsoft Word circa 2000s. That’s the decision support tool that most people…
No more Obamacare
We should have called it the ‘Better Than Nothing Act’. I’ve never liked calling it ‘Obamacare’. It wasn’t his idea. It was what goddamned Mitt Romney enacted in Massachusetts, and it existed as an idea long before that. The name made…
Puppy Karma
I feel a little guilty. Not that I did the wrong thing, but that I didn’t do the best thing. I wanted to adopt from a shelter, or from an unplanned private litter. It’s the right thing to do. Instead,…
Electoral Boogie. Pick a dance, and perfect it already.
If you take a really fuel efficient car, convert it to electric power, then install solar panels on the roof, what do you get? 3 good ideas that won’t get you to work. That’s what we have for our Presidential…
The funny one
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Nazi? Nazi who? Nazi best time to lose your sense of humor, is it? I keep hearing that the next few years are going to be an absolute disaster for everything except comedy. I want to hold…
Social Anxiety
We were looking for fun. We were seeking adventures. We’ve uploaded excuses, and faded old pictures. Flirting with possibilities, and drawn out suspense. Seized on the moment, made the must of events. Flattered with platitudes. Offered little more. Didn’t worry about payout. We’ve been here before. Stripped of…