If you take a really fuel efficient car, convert it to electric power, then install solar panels on the roof, what do you get? 3 good ideas that won’t get you to work. That’s what we have for our Presidential…
The funny one
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Nazi? Nazi who? Nazi best time to lose your sense of humor, is it? I keep hearing that the next few years are going to be an absolute disaster for everything except comedy. I want to hold…
Social Anxiety
We were looking for fun. We were seeking adventures. We’ve uploaded excuses, and faded old pictures. Flirting with possibilities, and drawn out suspense. Seized on the moment, made the must of events. Flattered with platitudes. Offered little more. Didn’t worry about payout. We’ve been here before. Stripped of…
No answers here.
I’m hurt. I’m angry. I’m sad. I’m hopeless. I’m disappointed. I’m perplexed. I could probably go on, but the rest would be synonyms of the same shit feelings. How did we do this? Wait, no, we didn’t do this. I didn’t…
No one needs 24 hour news
There’s 24 days until this goddamn election is over. What a year. For a political junkie like me, it’s been very confusing. This is like my Superbowl. I’m horrible at predicting winners, but I’ve been carefully watching the games since…
Homeowner
I owe so much money now. That’s good, right? I’ve got a house, a car, a job… no dog yet. (*note: get dog). I vacillate between giddy joy, and subtle dread, but I’m hanging out in the middle for a…