I’m hurt. I’m angry. I’m sad. I’m hopeless. I’m disappointed. I’m perplexed. I could probably go on, but the rest would be synonyms of the same shit feelings. How did we do this? Wait, no, we didn’t do this. I didn’t…
No one needs 24 hour news
There’s 24 days until this goddamn election is over. What a year. For a political junkie like me, it’s been very confusing. This is like my Superbowl. I’m horrible at predicting winners, but I’ve been carefully watching the games since…
Homeowner
I owe so much money now. That’s good, right? I’ve got a house, a car, a job… no dog yet. (*note: get dog). I vacillate between giddy joy, and subtle dread, but I’m hanging out in the middle for a…
Positive Thoughts
I’m extremely lucky to have a few ‘canaries’ on Twitter. These are the people who point out when the air has fouled to the point where it’s a good time to re-assess my habits, and turn away from the negativity.…
The Interview
He entered the conference code and pressed #. A swirling blue portal suddenly appeared in the center of the room, and before he could even think or react, he was sucked into it. Grasping for any purchase to stay his…
bad science for good causes
I am not in favor of texting while driving. I am not telling you to text and drive. If you text and drive, you are less safe, and you make others around you less safe. This is common sense, not…