I’m on a break from Twitter. It won’t be a long break, but I think I’m going to make it a more regular occurrence. There are 2 reasons for this, and they really have nothing to do with each other.…
Category: rantz
A New Party
Here’s the working premise of this post; If you wanted to design a successful third party, what would it look like? This is NOT what I would want in a political party, though some of the views might (or might…
Sometimes I’m being sarcastic
You may not have noticed, but sometimes I’m sarcastic on Twitter. Unfortunately, that isn’t always clear. I recently linked to a story that included a picture of an Olympic Beach Volleyball player’s butt. Some people who know me well were…
Crappy Comic #1
I hate Sneaky Fuckers!
This #sneakyfuckerweek thing seems like it’s actually lasted a few weeks. I like the posts! I just hate that it reminds me how much life rewards the sneaky fuckers and how much it goddamn annoys me. As an official card…
Shut up about your religion already, America.
I’m here to repress your religion. When people inevitably ask you what you’re talking about, claiming that your Christian beliefs are being repressed, then you can refer them to me. Yes, I’m starting a vast left wing conspiracy to deprive…
This blog is shit.
For those of you just tuning in; I am not a blogger. Yes, I have a blog, and I even post links when I write here. What’s the difference? I don’t like blogging. I’m not proud of what I write.…
No, I won’t check out your new blog post!
It’s nothing personal. Really, I like you. That’s why I follow you on Twitter. You’re funny, interesting, and/or show cleavage on your avatar picture. Who wouldn’t like you? Honestly, though, I don’t want to read your blog. I don’t want…
capere duos in mane
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a blank white page. No, I’m not incensed by the racial makeup of the Congressional internship program. I have writer’s block. Saying you have writer’s block, of course, is an arrogant way of…
Occupy Wall Street, for lack of a better idea, is good.
It’s clearly disorganized. No one is really sure what they hell they want. All they can really agree about is that someone is fucking them over, and they probably have more money. It’s clearly unreasonable and barely more than an…