‘The Blonde Decolletage Cult’ Part 2of8 Jingles, however, had other plans. Confronted with the faux-oh and ahs of the evil ingenues, and facing eminent death, the spry kitten sprung into kitty action. The first part of her plan was simple. Jingles would…
Missing kitten victim of bizarre lingerie model cult seeking ipad discounts
‘The Blonde Decolletage Cult’ Part 1 of 8. When little Jingles dashed out the door of her owner’s small cottage in Malibu, CA last May, she could have no idea of the horrific fate awaiting her. Within hours, she…
Science Fiction… because reality is boring.
Arthur C. Clarke surmised that ‘any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.’ It was intended, perhaps, as a criticism of magic as a concept, but applying standard mathematical properties of equality, we can also discern that magic is indistinguishable…
No, I won’t check out your new blog post!
It’s nothing personal. Really, I like you. That’s why I follow you on Twitter. You’re funny, interesting, and/or show cleavage on your avatar picture. Who wouldn’t like you? Honestly, though, I don’t want to read your blog. I don’t want…
capere duos in mane
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a blank white page. No, I’m not incensed by the racial makeup of the Congressional internship program. I have writer’s block. Saying you have writer’s block, of course, is an arrogant way of…
Occupy Wall Street, for lack of a better idea, is good.
It’s clearly disorganized. No one is really sure what they hell they want. All they can really agree about is that someone is fucking them over, and they probably have more money. It’s clearly unreasonable and barely more than an…