Jingles makes a move

‘The Blonde Decolletage Cult’ Part 2of8 Jingles, however, had other plans.  Confronted with the faux-oh and ahs of the evil ingenues, and facing eminent death, the spry kitten sprung into  kitty action.  The first part of her plan was simple.  Jingles would…

Science Fiction… because reality is boring.

Arthur C. Clarke surmised that ‘any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.’  It was intended, perhaps, as a criticism of magic as a concept, but applying standard mathematical properties of equality, we can also discern that magic is indistinguishable…

No, I won’t check out your new blog post!

It’s nothing personal.  Really, I like you.  That’s why I follow you on Twitter. You’re funny, interesting, and/or show cleavage on your avatar picture.  Who wouldn’t like you?  Honestly, though, I don’t want to read your blog.  I don’t want…

capere duos in mane

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a blank white page.  No, I’m not incensed by the racial makeup of the Congressional internship program.  I have writer’s block.  Saying you have writer’s block, of course, is an arrogant way of…