‘The Blonde Decolletage Cult’ Part 2of8 Jingles, however, had other plans. Confronted with the faux-oh and ahs of the evil ingenues, and facing eminent death, the spry kitten sprung into kitty action. The first part of her plan was simple. Jingles would…
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Missing kitten victim of bizarre lingerie model cult seeking ipad discounts
‘The Blonde Decolletage Cult’ Part 1 of 8. When little Jingles dashed out the door of her owner’s small cottage in Malibu, CA last May, she could have no idea of the horrific fate awaiting her. Within hours, she…
Science Fiction… because reality is boring.
Arthur C. Clarke surmised that ‘any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.’ It was intended, perhaps, as a criticism of magic as a concept, but applying standard mathematical properties of equality, we can also discern that magic is indistinguishable…
No, I won’t check out your new blog post!
It’s nothing personal. Really, I like you. That’s why I follow you on Twitter. You’re funny, interesting, and/or show cleavage on your avatar picture. Who wouldn’t like you? Honestly, though, I don’t want to read your blog. I don’t want…
capere duos in mane
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a blank white page. No, I’m not incensed by the racial makeup of the Congressional internship program. I have writer’s block. Saying you have writer’s block, of course, is an arrogant way of…
Occupy Wall Street, for lack of a better idea, is good.
It’s clearly disorganized. No one is really sure what they hell they want. All they can really agree about is that someone is fucking them over, and they probably have more money. It’s clearly unreasonable and barely more than an…
life happens socks be damned
If you’re not thinking about dying, at least a little bit, this week then you’re probably heavily medicated. I’m not judging. In my case, I’m thinking that here, about half-way through any reasonable actuarial table of my lifespan, it is…
Alabama not sweet home for immigrant kids
If you’re compiling the top 1000 reasons for the slumping U.S. economy, then you can safely leave ‘illegal immigration’ off the list. Why, then, is it suddenly acceptable again to target this population for discrimination, intimidation and repudiation? In Alabama,…
Touchpad Therapy
Yep, I’m done searching for Touchpad. Good luck if you’re still in the hunt. #didntfazemebro You’ve suffered a loss. You’re not alone. If you’ve been following the #foundtp hashtag for very long, then you’re probably dealing with some uncomfortable emotions…
Amazon plays with Fire
STOP THE PRESSES!!! There aren’t any presses? Oh, well, then just tack this on top of my article from yesterday… So, Amazon has thrown a few curveballs today, if you will. First, they priced the Kindle Fire @ $199 which…