Author: patrixmyth

Self-Doubt and Cereal

I’ve often wondered how good writers find such interesting topics about which to write.  I have no skill in this regard.  I don’t like to write personal details.  So usually I settle for outrageously silly or too damn serious.  …

Dreams of Massachusetts

Do you ever dream of Massachusetts?  Is there something there you think we used to know? I still remember climbing up to watch the sunset, as fireworks were set-up down below. Do you ever think of colored leaves in Autumn?…

I hate Sneaky Fuckers!

This #sneakyfuckerweek thing seems like it’s actually lasted a few weeks.  I like the posts!  I just hate that it reminds me how much life rewards the sneaky fuckers and how much it goddamn annoys me.  As an official card…

Shut up about your religion already, America.

I’m here to repress your religion.  When people inevitably ask you what you’re talking about, claiming that your Christian beliefs are being repressed, then you can refer them to me.  Yes, I’m starting a vast left wing conspiracy to deprive…

Jon Rubinstein will not to read this.

With the stunning success deafening cricket cacophony of my last tech post, naturally I’m returning to the form to explore the fascinating world behind the technologies most of you take for granted, and none of you apparently want to read about.…

It’s my phone goddamn it!

I don’t care about intellectual property, copyright, trademark, DMCA, end user agreements or international marketing zones.  I just want to use my goddamn phone. I want to use it how I want to use it. I want to use where…

I drove all night..

I’m not afraid of flying.  Honestly, I just find it annoying.  I like to control my own destiny, and drive myself there, when possible.  I don’t fool myself, though.  Driving is definitely more dangerous.  Driving overnight is perhaps the most…

This blog is shit.

For those of you just tuning in; I am not a blogger.  Yes, I have a blog, and I even post links when I write here.  What’s the difference?  I don’t like blogging.  I’m not proud of what I write.…